Vending Machine Game

I know several forum based games we could play on here. Think I'll introduce this one first and see how it goes. If you guys seem to enjoy it I'll start up a few others.

The rule around this game is someone inserts something into the vending machine, then a second poster rewards them with something. Can be something completely bizarre and illogical. Here is an example:

Person 1: *inserts stuffed pinyata*

Person 2: You get a feather.

*inserts $1*

Person 3: You get a lottery ticket.

*inserts reading glasses*

...and it goes on and on - *inserts blank CD*

Me no understand to much
halp

Space Pirate Summers: *inserts stuffed pinyata*

Shinobu!: You get a feather.

*inserts $1*

Sekai: You get a lottery ticket.

*inserts reading glasses*

Does that help in any way?

You received some well needed pants.
*inserts shirt*

Awesome! Dimitri get's it. ^w^

You get an empty shopping bag.

*inserts USB*

You get a metaphorical boat full of NSFW pics.
*inserts the soul of a YouTuber*

You get -dare I say it- PewDiePie.

*inserts paperclip*

You get an annoying help wizard.
*inserts Paul Walker's corpse*

You get a new Fast and Furious movie!

*inserts Hollywood*

You get alot of bad, not yet "famous" movies!!
*Inserts cake*

You win the giveaway prize of unlimited home movies!

*inserts a gif*

You get Dimitri's collection of Mrs Brown gifs.

*inserts Irish comedy*

You get an useles wikipedia page

*Inserts loli*

You get an old man!

*Inserts self*

You get an Indonesia Guy!


*Insert 2000$+ worth computer*

You get a chocolate covered, lightly frosted donut.

*Inserts manga collection*

You get a cliffhanger ending.

*Inserts a nokia*

you get an Earth shattering earthquake.

*insert bits of rubble*

You get 3 scrap.
*Inserts TF2 Keys*

you get a crappy but still amazing unusual

*inserts some random homeless person hired to do your bidding for $30 a week*

You get Ted Williams! The ex-homeless person turned radio presenter.

*inserts EA's Origin client*

You get a fried graphics card from all those graphic intensive games >:3

*inserts steam wallet funds*

Unity wrote:You get a fried graphics card from all those graphic intensive games >:3

I've actually read somewhere that's happened to someone. xD
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You get 75-90% discount on all games across the sto-wait a minute. You've run out of funds. Please top-up to continue to the checkout.

*inserts application for a new job*

oh gods... this always happens to me T.T
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gets a job at macdonalds.

*inserts tons of artery clogging food*

You get all of the follow: Heart disease, kidney and liver failure, diabetes, insomnia, disorderly eating habbits, downregularted reproductive system, and shifting spinal column. Have fun!

*inserts a strawberry flavoured lollipop*